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Добрый день
дорогие друзья. Для того, чтобы
выучить
английский язык легко и непринужденно, необходимо
получать удовольствие от самого процесса обучения.
Сегодня мы предоставляем вашему вниманию несколько забавных
историй на английском языке. Язык шуток прост, даже человек,
который только приступил к изучению английского языка
поймет их без особых усилий. К тому же появляется
возможность узнать новые слова английского языка, прочтя
сегодняшние истории. |
Your hand on my steak
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his
finger over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my
steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor
again?"
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РУССКО-АНГЛИЙСКИЙ СЛОВАРЬ
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Chasing elephants
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee.
From time to time, he rips a piece off, ripping that piece
into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A
passenger standing near him asks:
-Excuse me, why are you throwing pieces of paper out the
window?
-I'm chasing away the elephants.
-Chasing elephants? There aren't elephants in the city.
-Well that means it's working! |
Как заучивать
слова английского языка
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A Duel
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose,
black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he'd been in a
bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he
asked his son what happened.
Well, Dad, said Pete, I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I
gave him his choice of weapons.
Uh-huh, said the father, that seems fair.
I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!
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What an ending...
One day, a man on a golf course, was having a really lousy
game. Just as he was about to hit the ball, he heard a voice
behind him. "Ribbit 9 iron, ribbit 9 iron."
He turned around and there was a frog on the green. "OK
frog, we'll just see how much you know," said the man. He
used the 9 iron and hit a hole in one.
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next
hole. "What do you think, frog?" "Ribbit 3 wood, ribbit 3
wood." After golfing the most amazing game of his life, the
man takes the frog to the casino. "What do you think frog?"
"Ribbit black 21, ribbit black 21." After winning around
40,000 dollars, the man takes the frog up to his hotel room
and sits it on the bed. "OK frog, you've done so much for me,
is there anything I can do for you?"
"Ribbit kiss me, ribbit kiss me." So, the man leaned over
and kissed the frog. It turned into a beautiful woman named
Monica.
"And that, your honor, is how she got into my room, or my
name isn't William Jefferson Clinton!" |
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