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Хочется предложить вам несколько веселых историй и анекдотов на английском языке. |
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A Phone Call |
A Phone Call
- Hello, are you there ?
- Yes, who are you, please?
- Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what is your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes./>- ?????? I'll call you again.
- All right. Are you Jones?
- No, I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name's Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott!
- What..... |
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| width="100%" style="padding: 0px;"> A WIFE Do not marry a programmer..lang="en-us">. | Do not marry a programmer..
Husband: (Returning late from work)
" Good evening dear..... I'm logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in then morning!
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found....
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do
some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters....
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It's by default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use .... Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family?
Husband: Unknown Virus. | |
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions...
The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
The second guy says " I'm a
D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."
The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? "
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." |
Коллектив Института информационных и управленческих технологий Дистанционное изучение
английского языка |
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