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A Phone Call
A Phone Call
- Hello, are you there ?
- Yes, who are you, please?
- Watt.
- What's your name?
- Watt's my name.
- Yes, what is your name?
- My name is John Watt.
- John what?
- Yes.
- All right. Are you Jones?
- No, I'm Knott.
- Will you tell me your name then?
- Will Knott.
- Why not?
- My name's Knott.
- Not what?
- Not Watt, Knott!
- What.....
Do not marry a programmer.. |
| Do not marry a programmer.. Husband: (Returning late from work) " Good evening dear..... I'm logged in." Wife: Have you brought the groceries? Husband: Bad command or filename. Wife: But I told you in then morning! Husband: Syntax Error. Abort? Wife: What about my new TV? Husband: Variable not found.... Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied. Wife: Do you love me or do you love computers or are you just being funny? Husband: Too many parameters.... Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband: Data type mismatch. Wife: You are useless. Husband: It's by default. Wife: What about your Salary? Husband: File in use .... Try later. Wife: What is my value in the family? Husband: Unknown Virus. |
| Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions... The first guy says " I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist." The second guy says " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet." The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, " What are you? " She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc." |
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